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egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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feistiest:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

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I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me.

(via 0bvi0uslygay)
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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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